August 18, 2002
Journal Entry 2 --- The summer in review
So the month of July was one of the best months I ever had in comedy. In fact the whole fucking summer was great! July was pact full of fun and it ended with a bang too. I finished up the month by getting on a bill with one of the best and funiest fuckers in the business, Doug Stanhope! It was an X-rated show with myself, Andy Andris, and Doug. It all went down at Portland's own "Dante's." I can't thank Doug enough for putting me on the bill. I want to thank Dante's for taking the risk, NRK and Marconi for treating us so well. Marconi is a great fucking guy. And the entire night went just as I thought it would. Nothing but pure chaos. Clarcston, WA: Thanks for having me! I have to tell you the truth people, when I head to a small town I never know how it's going to go. I, as you all know, am fucked in the head and sometimes small town minds are not ready to hear me share my twisted thoughts. Clarckston on the other hand breaks the rule. You people probably have some secrets I wouldn't want to hear.
You people were with me from the get go and I didn't hold back at all. I'll be coming back to your town, and the next time, I'll bring a plastic fist and some lube and we'll shove it so far up the Clarckston comedy hole that Lewiston will here you cry.... I take that back, fuck the lube, if I can't here a ripping sound then we're doing it wrong. Spokane, WA: You fuckers rock my world It was so good to finally get back to the Spokane valley, and I think I made a lot new fans. What a wild Saturday night. For those that didn't make it on the Saturday night, you missed the real show. It was a pleasure to record there and the new cd should be ready by the next time I visit which will be in November. It will be an x-rated show so all you easily offended cunts can just stay home and jack off to the same old canned entertainment while the rest of us sin like good little heatons. P.S.
I'd like to thank all the ladies for letting me sign your titties. All the pictures will be up soon.
LB
Posted by Lonnie at 01:28 AM
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