Some of you may know Kristine from her own section on my site entitled, "Confessions From A Porn Clerk." Others may be friends or just know that she is one of my closest friends in the business or otherwise. She is one dirty birdie if I've ever met one and for this reason I try to put her on my bill whenever can, being that I have an X rated show, she just seems to fit in. Well fuck if I ever do that again. I placed her on a bill while I was in Phoenix, and what did I get? I get a girl with a broken pooper, that's what I get.
We were all set to head off to L. A. when she had to ruin our fun. She started complaining of pains. "My stomach is cramping really bad, please help me, I think I'm dyeing." Blah-Blah-Blah. God damn you complaining little whore. I'm crippled for fuck sake, get over yourself, you selfish bitch!
But After taking her in to the hospital we came to realize that it was a serious matter and that she wasn't going to be going anywhere for the next two weeks. She has a disease called, Diverticulitis and she was hospitalized in a great hospital in Scottsdale, AZ. By the way, Diverticulitis is a fancy way of saying, rottengutinitis or in laymen's terms, she has a broken pooper.
No body can say I don't care, I stayed with for three days in the hospital before I had no choice to move on with rest of the tour though her husband flew in to take over. The thing is because we are all disturbed we started taking a lot pf pictures at the hospital so we could post them for you. See we even think of you when were down. The pictures are below. The best news of all is that we'll be adding more after the operation. She's having part of her pooper cut out. She may even need a crap sack when it's all finished. That lucky bitch! I'll keep you informed on the news but until then here are a few shots.
This was one of the nurses that worked with Kristine, all the them were great with her. This one use to play pool professionally, now she feeds Morphine to the addicted few.
