June 20, 2003
Journal 15 --- It's about fucking time!!!---- Tits!
I know, I know, it took a while, and I received a few emails from those who wanted to see the tits on the site and wondering when the fuck I was going to post them. Sorry, besides the fact that I was a bit lazy over the last few weeks, I was also busy on the road, and when I had the time free I was working other projects that needed attention. So now without further adieu. the new titty shots.
Salem Titties! These tits are brought to you by Dave T: Now of course they're not his, but they are his girlfriend's, and wow!, these tits are fucking beautiful. She was so cool to let me take a few shots of her. What a nice body too, Oh my god Dave is a lucky man, and who would have thought that titties this nice would have come imported from Salem, OR. These are tits you can cum on. Dave, send me more, please! Oh and I want to thank everyone in Salem, I had such a great fucking time. I can't wait to return, hopefully it will not take as long to get back! I love my fans in Salem. see you all next time.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Look at the body on this girl. Fuck!
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- She's so hot I look like i've just had a seizure. Jesus Christ, can I look any more fucking retarded. See that's what happens when you don't make it back to a town for two years, you drink until you roll your eyes back into your head.
Photo taken by Dave "T"
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- mohawk lady: It always amazes me at how dazed and confused I look during tit shots. It almost looks like these women are taking advantage of the specially needy. I love mohawk girl, she's a very cool cat and great titties makes me grow fonder of the soul. Her nipples are my favorite type of nipples too, sort of hot and puffy. Well little hot and puffy is so cool she's going to piss in a bottle and let me post the photos on the site. She's a wild one. Now that's love.
photo taken by my good friend comedian Keith Wallan
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mohawk girl letting Keith get the best look. She's a champ. Look for this girl later because I'm going to get a series out of this one.
picture taken by me
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is mohawk girl before the mohawk. She just sent this one to me for fun. Now, I have no idea why the face is blurred, maybe the photographer was jacking off at the time he took this, I would, and then shoot the load and guess where?
Well that's it for the tittie shots for now but I still have pictures worth looking at so continue scrolling down after you're done splattering your seed. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Farewell to Amy: I met this woman at Roscoe's Bar & Grill, An open mic in Portland I attend on Wednesday night. The room is on 81st and S.E. Stark. Show time starts between 9:00 P.M. and 10:00. I always go there when I'm town so I can work on new material and it's worth going to, cause you'll always see me in rare form. She was a bartender there, and over time, we became good friends. She had to move on, and well she should of, she's a beautiful and intelligent woman worth more to this world then a drink just before last call. I love you Amy, You'll be missed by all of us down at Roscoe's. Ii hope we meet again along our journey. One last thing, this was the shot she wanted me not to post, but come on Amy, you'd have to be on crack to think I wouldn't post this one. It's a great shot of you.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- God's country: God's country is the place in-between a one-nighter and a real comedy room.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- And this is what it looks like on the way up the stairs to success. It's hard to believe that a view like the one you just saw was what we had to go by in order to get to this fine destination. A truck stop slash comedy room in K-falls, OR. Now that's reaching out the real people in America. And I can tell you, I can't wait to get back. Truck stop comedy is a fine vintage. the only thing I can really compare it to is bowling ally comedy, which is by-the-way on the same run. Thanks K-falls. 
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see you all on the next update: I'm heading back to Laffs in Albuquerque, NM next week and Harvey's after that, so I'll be pretty busy. I'll see you all when I get back, hopefully with new titties and great stories!
Posted by Lonnie at 02:25 PM
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